Look, I know everyone wants to be winner. It’s shoved up our padoodles from the time we’re born. “Be a winner! Get out there, shove other toddlers out of the way, somebody just busted the pinata, jump in the pile and drag out more than your share, kid!” But, come on, let’s be realistic. The majority of us, the real people, we’re losers. We don’t get the good candy from the pinata. Hell, we’re more likely to get whacked in the face by the crazy-ass kid swinging the stick like he’s batting clean-up for the Yankees, while his Dad screams at him to stop flapping around like a girl! And that’s okay. It’s okay to get cracked in the temple by life’s pinata stick. If you just sit back and relax, it really doesn’t hurt that bad. And really, when it gets right down to it, being a loser is more fun than being a winner. It’s less pressure, and you can eat Cheetos on your pizza at 2 a.m., and no one is disappointed in you..
Doors open at 6 for week day shows! Friday & Saturday doors open at 5pm for happy hour at the bar and table seating begins at 6pm. Late show doors open at 8:00 pm in the bar and the theater opens at 9:15. We have a full kitchen menu open for all shows!